I've just read the first 72 pages of rules and regulations and here are a few of my favourites:

1. You are allowed a spying vehicle
2. The racer may proceed (in the event of breakdown or mechanical failure) on foot but they have to be pushing, carrying or dragging (hee-he!) their bike (please no!)
3. Racers must not be tethered by electrical wiring or oxygen tubing to a support vehicle or pedestrian
4. One ear must be cleared of obstructions at all times during the race
5. You must have a "Crew...